Tavern

Rp in the tavern here

"bartender... 1 beer plz"

Bartender: coming right up

*zeo gets beer and drinks it*

"thank you"

Bartender: No problem

*spins around on stool*

"WEEEEEEEEEE!"

Bartender: Stop that sir

"SHUT UP!"

*throws kunai right next to bartenders head*

Bartender: ok i will shut up.

*walks in* wow this tavern is big .... maybe that's because fire has more villagers lol h

hey zeo get me a beer

*sits on down next to zeo*

*Looks at arashi*

"i'm no the bartender"

*points at scared man behind the counter*

"he is"

Bartender: W-w-what can i g-g-get you S-s-sir?

GET ME A BEER !!!!!

sorry for shouting at you ,dude

Bartender: Y-y-yes sir as you o-o-order sir

*bartender gets arashi a beer*

"i want a refill"

Bartender: R-r-right away sir

woo-hoo beer !!!!!!!!!!!

*drinks the beer*

what empty already????

I WANT A REFIL!!!!

Bartender: R-r-right away s-s-sir

*refills arashis drink*

"Bartender ACT LIKE A MONKEY!!!!"

Bartender: O-ok sir

*bartender acts like a monkey*

*laughs at the bartender*

stop being so rude to that poor man

*sips his beer*

"ok, bartnder you can stop know"

*bartender stops*

Bartender: T-t-thank you sir

*drinks his beer*

next time you have to visit me in rock village *laughs as he drinks his beer*

so how do you want to have a war ?? *laughs*

i'm just kidding

"yeah i'll *hic* visit you"

*gobbles down beer*

*laughs*

*hics* haha *looks around in the tavern*

here are not many ppl are they?

*sees two sexy ladys*

"hello *hic* Ladys"

Guys: Dude we are guys

*guys punch zeo*

"ouch*hic*"

hey don't punch your kage you ugly dude

*looks around and sees two ugly guys*

i wonder if this work the other way round .... hmm... i'll try it

*walks over to the "ugly guys"*

hey two

sexy lady 1: oh who are you ?
sexy lady 2: do you want to go to my room with me ?

*Drinks beer*

"im *hic* going with to that guy"

Gay guy: hello go to bed with me

"no gay dude"

*gets undrunken and sees that zeo just said no to sex with miss universe*

miss universe i'll go to bed with you !!!

Miss Universe: no you're not even a kage

sure i'm a kage !!

Miss Universe: well if that's like that

*miss universe takes me to her room and ....*

*gets undrunk and pukes*

"damn hangover"

*sees miss univeres even more beautifuler sister*

"go to bed with me"

Miss universe's sister: SURE!!!!

*the next morning*

Miss Universe: will you f*** me again?

maybe .... we'll see the next time we meet

*walks back to the tavern and orders a beer*

*wakes up*

Miss universe's sister: Sleep with me again

"next time"

*goes to tavern and orders a beer*

did you have a "good night " too ?? *grins*

"yeah"

*drinks beer*

so i have to go need to take care of my village *laughs*

c ya in rock whenever you visit me *laughs and then disappears*

"C ya"

*finishes beer and leaves tavern*